Aspirational Slut
Rosemary is sobbing and lying on the floor of her house. Heartbroken. The doorbell rings. It's a guy who brings pizza. Rosemary can't help but cry. She wants love, but she can't find it. Rosemary is lucky that this Pizza Delivery Guy knows what to do: she should forget about love for once and just have wild, random sex. We jump to a funny montage of Pizza Delivery Guy teaching Rosemary how to be skanky, and Rosemary learning how to be sexually free. Rosemary thinks she has mastered the slut life, but when she meets Ned, her new skills are put to the test.