Eat Locals
In a calm countryside farmhouse, Britain's vampires gather to their once-every-fifty-years meeting. The others will soon probably join them too. Sebastian Crockett, an unwitting Essex boy who believes he is on a claim with hot cougar Vanessa. And also a detachment of special-forces vampire killers who have bitten. This is certainly going to be an evening to remember... and to get some of these it will be their last.