Yellowbeard
For decades Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and then swallow their own hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he has sentenced to two decades in St. Victim's Prison for its Extremely Naughty. At which some horrible puns demi gods and saucy tarts and punishments await in a scheme to confiscate his treasure, the Royal Navy follows him he allows one to escape.